"I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" - Socrates



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carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 




15 hours ago with 87685 notes Reblog / via / source

get-bored-and-shoot-the-wall:

The stories we love best do live in us forever…




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bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up




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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers photoset #17




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2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd




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relahvant:

tubesock:

asian:

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

its my time to shine

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jESUS CHRIST




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frenchdad:

he wants it




16 hours ago with 77 notes Reblog / via / source
Katniss: i'm in the hunger games
Katniss: a torture arena where everything and everybody is trying to kill me
Katniss: oh look fog
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Katniss: ......i'm gonna touch it



16 hours ago with 166528 notes Reblog / via / source

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog




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stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT




16 hours ago with 5760 notes Reblog / via / source

disabledxena:

"We can’t use A in our acronyms because it allows shitty allies to weasel themselves in!"

Perhaps if the lgbtqia community prioritized and cared more about ASEXUALS than about straight allies, we wouldn’t have this problem.

The A is not for allies. It has never been for allies. The A is for aces. Do not rob actual members of the lgbtqia community of the little representation we have for the sake of fucking straight people. 

The A is fucking necessary. 

tagged as: please and thank you;  remember aces;  



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allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 




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archivesofawesome:

I honestly think this is the greatest gif of all time.




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