sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

Posted 57 minutes ago
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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

Posted 57 minutes ago
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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

Posted 58 minutes ago
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multiple problems explained with two pictures

fireintheimpala:

Supernatural’s conception of its fanbase:

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Actual fanbase:

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

Posted 1 hour ago
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asvprock:

Now-A-Days middle-schoolers look like they can be freshmen and college, and college students look like 8th graders. 

Posted 1 hour ago
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jaidefinichon:

WTF

Posted 1 hour ago
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joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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stargates:

why is this so hard

Posted 1 hour ago
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monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

Posted 1 hour ago
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paradigmation:

"kyoani you can’t fool me"
by a sydney citizen
(pls read the captions for added humour)

part 1 | part 2

Posted 1 hour ago
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jasonttodd:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

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